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  1. 03-31-2011, 05:46 AM #1
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    Fail! Take a drink!

    Well I don't think I ever did one of these welcome things on the new forum but seeing as how I've been away for so long, it seemed appropriate to do one upon my return. Thanks to KillerTitties.... Wait... KillerTentacles, I was talked into popping back in and checking out all the action and I realized, quite frankly, I miss the anti-social society and the people Iīve met here (even the useless cuntwads) are much more real and entertaining to talk to than the soulless twats that populate Southern California.

    The more things change...

    I see that the uber-gay Ironvag is still around, still in the closet but clearly reaching out for other menīs balls. Hey douche bag, all that senseless anger will probably all go away if you just come out and take a dick in your mouth. Iīm sure Dee will hook you up with Jeff if you ask nicely. Pull your panties out of your ass and stop crying about your tiny penis being posted on the forum.

    And obviously Bester is still here, and still hates everyone... but at least 9 times out of 10 he has a good reason to (although he obviously has an occasional complete lack of judgment of character).

    I see posts by ttc, trav, capretta, boyimace, and even an occasional dura mater... Ahhh memories...

    Anyway, Iīm drunk as fuck right now. DRINK UP!
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    cute! i kinda like Fenix. where have you come from and where have you been?
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  2. 03-31-2011, 06:34 AM #2
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    Fantastic! I'll have one with you...
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  3. 03-31-2011, 10:32 AM #3
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    I didnt even know I had a friend named Fenix until IronTwat thought he could COMMAND me to get rid of him. I'm glad he brought us together and your podcast. I like your show.
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  4. 03-31-2011, 10:33 AM #4
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    Drink UP! Now that is one command I don't mind.
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  5. 03-31-2011, 10:41 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenix View Post
    Well I don't think I ever did one of these welcome things on the new forum but seeing as how I've been away for so long, it seemed appropriate to do one upon my return. Thanks to KillerTitties…. Wait… KillerTentacles, I was talked into popping back in and checking out all the action and I realized, quite frankly, I miss the anti-social society and the people I’ve met here (even the useless cuntwads) are much more real and entertaining to talk to than the soulless twats that populate Southern California.

    The more things change…

    I see that the uber-gay Ironvag is still around, still in the closet but clearly reaching out for other men’s balls. Hey douche bag, all that senseless anger will probably all go away if you just come out and take a dick in your mouth. I’m sure Dee will hook you up with Jeff if you ask nicely. Pull your panties out of your ass and stop crying about your tiny penis being posted on the forum.

    And obviously Bester is still here, and still hates everyone… but at least 9 times out of 10 he has a good reason to (although he obviously has an occasional complete lack of judgment of character).

    I see posts by ttc, trav, capretta, boyimace, and even an occasional dura mater… Ahhh memories…

    Anyway, I’m drunk as fuck right now. DRINK UP!
    Fuck you arsehole.
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  6. 03-31-2011, 12:37 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKBastard Kestrel View Post
    Fuck you arsehole.
    I was about to post something very similar, but you've summed it up nicely.

    Fenix, stop wasting pixels and fuck off back where you came from. This isn't the place for mutual back slapping or quirky Facebook wall posts.
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  7. 03-31-2011, 12:41 PM #7
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    Fuck off twats, is what Fenix would say if he lowered himself to your level, luckily I'm already there so thought I'd put it down for him.
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    'My speciality happens to be mouth to mouth'
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  8. 03-31-2011, 12:53 PM #8
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    ...and you can fuck off with him cheese tits. The pair of you can practice your mutual pixel masturbation somewhere else.
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  9. 03-31-2011, 01:02 PM #9
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    Haha nice use of cheese, I approve. Now go back to youporn, fucking inbred sister fucker
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  10. 03-31-2011, 01:19 PM #10
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    Glad I've got your approval, it means a lot to me wank shaft.
    I've been checking out your sister on Youporn, she's quite presentable with the right lighting. I'm planning on meeting her when Dee comes over on the 18th. Any chance you can join us so that we can make it a family affair? I'll even trim my finger nails so that you're not all tense about me shredding your asshole.
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