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  1. 03-23-2011, 09:15 PM #1
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    You kiss like my sister

    I've been lurking on here for a while and it's time to sign up. I was on the old forum, but I only really posted a few times. I'll probably end up doing the same here but fuck whatever. I need another way to punch through the boredom of life
    Live in West Philadelphia, where the hipsters and college kids are more annoying than the crackheads. Stuck in a shit office job, pretty much my fault. I'm a militant atheist surrounded by Jehovah's Witnesses at work. Literally, the entire fucking floor of my building is either Jehovah's Witnesses or muslim chicks in burqas. I like to listen to Sick and Wrong on my gay dildo player while they talk about shit they did at church last night.
    Like to drink, especially bourbon, scotch, whiskey, all brown stuff. Drinking Four Roses right now and eating Chips Deluxe. Like my drugs, especially pot and acid, but no one will sell you shit after you turn 30. Types of porn I like: punk rock chicks, chubby chicks, squirting, cum swapping, mother/daughter porn, brazilian chicks and milfs. I can play Halo till 5:30 in the morning on Saturday night and love every second of it.
    All right, I'm new, go ahead and rip me. I've been drinking it up the last couple of days and likely to keep going for a while. I could use the distraction. Keep it sick, keep it wrong.
    "Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later and I'm parking the beef bus in tuna town."
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  2. 03-23-2011, 10:16 PM #2
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    Tits or gtfo
    'My speciality happens to be mouth to mouth'
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    THANK YOU DEE AND LANCE (this is not shameless self-promotion...)
    We at the dirtykong podcast have alot to thank sick and wrong for... namely giving us the inspiration for starting our own podcast lol sorry for the shameless self promotion, check us out on itunes or go to our raw feed at: THE DIRTY KONG PODCAST, thanks lance and dee, one love

    (its basically 3 british tard guys shooting the shit and addressing the world's topics and telling dirty jokes)
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  4. 03-24-2011, 02:05 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by boyimace View Post
    Tits or gtfo
    You want to see my flat, barely hairy man tits, or your google doesn't work?
    "Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later and I'm parking the beef bus in tuna town."
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  5. 03-24-2011, 02:33 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craptacular View Post
    You want to see my flat, barely hairy man tits, or your google doesn't work?
    No, we want to see your girlfriends. But since we all know the closest you've ever come to one is your hand, your mothers will do nicely, and seeing as you still live with her I'm sure this won't be a problem.
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  6. 03-24-2011, 11:46 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craptacular View Post
    You want to see my flat, barely hairy man tits, or your google doesn't work?
    I do.
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  7. 03-24-2011, 11:50 AM #7
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    Shave one half of your nut sack and picture that. Meanwhile I'll have a piss.....
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