Now that i have your attention, i'm a long time lurker and i decided to join the depravity and randomness that is this forum. I expect nothing but random insults and horrifying pictures that would make normal people puke in disgust. I'm a pretty cool guy, i enjoy all types of music and conversation and maybe we can all be friends and circle jerk each other. I'm lazy so i would want more tugs than i can give. Ladies as long as your flaps dont suffocate me, you can join the fun too.
hello, its a pleasure to meet you. my name is dude and I wanted to wish you a warm welcome to the internets.
um..... are you sure that that isn't hurting?
I'm a complete asshole and part paranoid delusional. I keep the sheath on while I sleep and haven't used my shotgun door trap in months. I piss in a bottle and shit in a can. I surplus Jim Beam all I can along with some shit paper and matches. I live in a place that is stilled considered America, but doesn't look, sound or smell like it. I'm sure NY is a whole other world of bullshit. I stayed in Troy aka ghost town old NY for awhile. Fucking shit hole falling into itself.
I'm just going to have a piss in here..
It seems we're all gonna get along just fine here, and this internets you speak of? This is my first time viewing it, im surprised my head hasnt exploded from the sheer awesomeness.
Oh yeah baby, aight. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
No shit? Your an internet newbie?
No, i'm just being a jack ass, i have nothing better to do.
Oh yeah baby, aight. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Aww, and here i thought i would get mobbed by the e-ladies , damn interwebs, they LIED TO ME!
Oh yeah baby, aight. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Testicles. That is all.
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