Thread: Save that warm goo for your mothers back

Just joined this dry orgy, because my dick was getting sore from jerking off. I'm just some asshole from Colorado that enjoys Mad Dog 20/20 Peaches & Cream on a city corner before a show. I'm into music, audio shit, guns, and brunets. I'm also into Halloween, part favors, David Lynch movies, and long walks down dark alleys after midnight.

Hope to lose some good friends dramatically and gain some interesting new enemies. I hate my life and most the people in it. I also hate city engineering, Denver radio, cops, people who call the cops, commercials, sales people, and sport casters. But maybe someone in here can teach me a thing or two.

Thanks for your time..

I agree with the majority of your likes and dislikes. May I be the first to say welcome. Friendly reminder though, new members are supposed to upload a picture of someone naked with "sick and wrong" written on them. It's generally encouraged that it be you or your girlfriend, but I doubt you would get many complaints if you posted you sister, mom, or even grandma as a substitute.

I was a fan of the MadDog when I was 17 too. Brunettes definitely. Watching you jerk your dick til it's sore, I wouldn't turn my head in disgust. And we could all use a boring friend exchange, I would rather be alone than feel like I had to entertain. Welcome and follow your instructions above.

At least the initiation isn’t video taping myself raping a homeless person like the last club I belonged to. My balls didn’t stop itching for weeks. And the repercussions were like I kicked over a stroller with a baby in it in front of its fucking mother. Just don’t put me down as full fledged, because I’m also Jewish. I’ll like to act like an oven ready know it all who gets told what the fuck to eat and when to eat it. I was going to be Muslim, but I love women’s clits. I’ll just remain a newbie and not say to much..

I was going for my girls pink A-hole, but she’s stilled pissed off from our last doggie style session. I put my bowl in between her shoulder blades and last night it rolled over cherried. I was almost there and not about to let go so she got a little burnt. I thought it kinky, but long story short I don’t think I can write any shit on her today. As you can see I fucked up the wording before taking the picture during a 69 with my dad.

Cheers

What color marker is that? I must say, that is a beautiful color.

If i was a marker, i'd be that color.

um yeah this is my mom

Your dad and apparently yourself are lucky men. That's not just a fuck, but an amusement park ride.

She's got a boil on her thigh. I wanna pop it.

I want to eat it then pop it and then stick her with the lube it provides.

I'm thinking O0o* has got to be the sickest fucker on here. Congratulations!