Thread: Hey

Long time listener. First time poster. Whats up?

Hey, look who it is everybody! It's Playxguitar162! Welcome to the forum. What's up yourself guy?

Im glad i got such a warm welcome! :] i look to become an active and positive member of your community

We're sure you'll become an exemplary member of the community. Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself and your family so that we can get to know you better...

Im an obese chronic masterstroker. both of my parents died in the 9/11 terrorist bombings. its part of my masterstroking problem.

In what sense do you use the word masterstroker?
Which of the planes did your parents hijack?

Don't need to be embarrassed - It's OK to tell us you mother had heart failure when she walked in on one of your stroking sessions and saw how small of a penis you have and that your dad slipped on the cum-soaked sock you left on the floor running to her rescue, splitting his head wide open.It's OK, you're welcome here.

my parents didnt hijack any of them. im no Sand African American. and although the length, or lack thereof, was a dissapointment to both of my parents it didnt cause their deaths.

of my penis. the length of my penis.

Oh thumper! Emps was doing a tremendous job of grooming him, they would have been arranging meetings in about another three posts.

Where is Ms. Kitty these days? She had such a charmingly tender, no nonsense style of greeting new members. Perhaps one of the new girls would like to step up? A quick trawl through the initial posts on the new and improved SWforum should give you an idea of the sort of gems Ms. K used. She would lead the nervous initiate gently in to the waiting area at the side of the cyber portal, distract them with kittens until they felt less skittish and prone to bolting, then strip them naked before sodomising them with one of Docs homemade sphincter shredders, at the same time rummaging through their discarded clothing for naked photos of the poor unfortunates. If she couldn't find any, she just photoshopped them herself.

Now all we have is some bloke hanging around, like a pimp outside a preschool, looking to run his pre oiled digits into the arsecrack of an unsuspecting preteen. Metaphorically speaking of course, I do not intend to imply that Emps is a kiddy fiddler.... In fact someone who does such a sterling job on the photo pages is obviously far to busy trawling the intertubes for photos to have the time.