Thread: new here help me out

It doesn't take as much time to deconstruct your witty and intelligent offerings as you might think.
As someone who has declared that you're only here when you're drunk and wasted, whilst at the same time bored, then who exactly is the one who needs a girlfriend? I can post on here drunk, be entertained, engage you in lively debate and still get laid, all in the same night. Fuck, I could do all that at the same time and still make more sense than you. But I'm sure you'll start getting better at this once you've gone through puberty and got some life experience under your belt. Don't be disheartened. If you need me to break this post down into mono syballic verse for you then you should maybe return to the comments sections on YouTube, you'll be back with your people there where I'm sure you're top of the heap.

Damn, the poor kids gonna kill himself now that he just figured out that he's returded and has no purpose in life. Nice retard bashing chickenFucker.