Awww the forum...

[Ian]

I've been listening to the podcast for about a week now and can't stop downloading new episodes. I find myself up to 2 in the morning listening to Simon and Wackerle, and they are straight up hilarious. Plus, as an added bonus, I live 20 minutes away from where Lance lives so I can relate when they talk about the cities and things that go on nearby.
Anyways I've snooped around the forum, and I think I've gotten the gist of it so I hope I become an active user.

Obviously nothing in the above paragraph meant shit to you guys so I'm just going to post this picture of a [s]dead[/s] cute dog instead.



Edit: Wait a second.

Edit: There's the fucker.

Edit:apaaaaaarently posting dead animals is too offensive for the average sick and wrong listener so I changed the picture to something that won't cause as much mild discomfort.

[Thumper]

That, sir, is uncalled for.

[themoffster]

Oi fuckface!
I don't like cruelty to animals. Don't post that shit again.

[Bester]

We only appreciate human torture, rape and humiliation. Animals are off limits.

[veninn]

here, we tend to care more about animals than people. I think you're trying to hard to be liked. No0b.

[Bester]

A word of caution, if you wanna be the cool guy around here, click on "ignore" in her profile. She's a dumb fat cunt.

[veninn]

Oh, RuPaul. Why don't you take your own advice.

[Ian]

So what I am understanding is that on this forum containing graphic images of hardcore retard porn and dismembered kids in industrial machinery posting a picture of a dead dog is taking it too far? Am I the only one that sees the irony in this?

[Thumper]

No irony. Animals are beautiful innocent creatures that exist in harmony with their surroundings. Humans on the other hand are self loathing gready pieces of shit that do nothing but fuck up everything around them.

[Bester]

Except for spiders and sharks (and snakes to some degree). Those fuckers deserve a massive genocide. Pictures of spiders in kitchen blenders are a welcome relief.

Also, stay away from videos of plane crashes cause some people here are frequent flyers and pussies at the same time.

Welcome!