Thread: All about me

OK, just so you know. I have been up to date with the podcast (and it is THE podcast) since episode 11. I made many thousands of posts on the original (albeit 2nd, there was an early aborted version) forum under various names, whimpering toothless chav, bastard kestrel, chicken fista's wife, benign kestrel, gay jon ( Im not gay. I'm so sexy I was born with a hard on. Then I fucked the midwife. And my mum. Then I smoked all my dad's number 6 cigs and took all the drugs in the hospital. Because I'm fucking hard).
I have been mentioned on THE podcast loads under the names whimpering toothless chav, bastard kestrel, detail fiend, and Mr Evans. I have won one competition (tranny magnet remix) and was a runner up in the photoshop comp. Basically, I'm hard as fuck, sexy beyond belief and sick and wrongs greatest fan. oh, and ironmans a little fag. I met the love of my life hannah on the forum but I am fully prepared to fuck louise if she fancies a threesome. That's it for now suckers, blow me.

What you forgot to mention is that you're 60.

...And that he rapes dogs.

<3 you whimpering toothless chav

And why he killed CuntBoy and raped IM

I reckon, Liversack and CB fell in love and ran away together.

Do I look 60 on my facebook pics you bloody foreigner?

Hey Mr Piggly wiggly anglo dick, Hannah is my property. I am prepared to kill you for her pink asshole.

No YOU dont look 60 years old in your picture. It is hard to upload any of the billions of pictures there is on the tubes.

Originally Posted by vozjden

No YOU dont look 60 years old in your picture. It is hard to upload any of the billions of pictures there is on the tubes.

Did you learn English in Mexico?

Originally Posted by vozjden

No YOU dont look 60 years old in your picture. It is hard to upload any of the billions of pictures there is on the tubes.

HUH?