Thread: You should hang out in my uterus

I'm Debbie from nothern Indiana, the land full of glistening redneck nipples and cow shit slathered cornfields. I like to get drunk and fall down, and spend a lot of time avoiding things that smell bad and having bad ideas.

Hi Debbie, welcome to the forum. It appears that you may have had another bad idea. If you think that you're just going to post a quick photo of a stuffed toy and then just be accepted into the flock then you've had a wasted journey sweet pea. Before anybody else looks at this thread I suggest you go squat naked over a mirror and take a photo of your most intimate area with SW written on the lips and post it quickly.

Best regards, a well-wisher.

Give me a picture of your cottage cheese penis and then we'll talk.

Hi debbie...What kind of bad ideas? You have a poetic way to you keep it going.

The courthouse in the city where I live was recently under construction and surrounded by scaffolding. One night my new boyfriend and I decided to have seven or eight shots of tequila a piece, and climb up the scaffolding onto the roof of the courthouse. We yelled insults to the people walking on the street, and probably weren't arrested because the local police force is full of a bunch of incestuous retards.

Okay, I'm basically saying that getting drunk and climbing things is pretty much my favorite sport. I should have added that to my original post.

As Ms. C says, those are the rules.