Yet another angsty australian graces the forums.

[RareBreed]

In all honesty;

I'm a pretty boring&ordinary person.




I'm self-conscious and always have been, though I generally try to act confident for appearances sake, because I'm a loser who can admit that I care about what my shitty hometown thinks of me.


My life is spent waiting for the inevitable day when the fatal flaw of asian immortality kicks in; when I hit 50 and consequently shrivel up.

And if I saw myself on the street; I wouldnt talk to me either.

[Empressario]

This kind of self deprecation has no place here RareBreed. Just post pics of your junk and or trunk and we may or may not give you a confidence boost.

Please take my advice and do it sooner rather than later and just get all the unpleasantness out of the way now.

I usually have a wank at about 15:00hrs so I'll wait here until you post. Don't let me down sugar tits...

[Bester]

Maybe if we had more faggots in here, we could start a "S&W Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" section, but we only have one faggot and he hasn't even admitted his homosexuality. You know who you are. I'm onto you.

[Empressario]

The wish is father to the thought

[BKBastard Kestrel]

Female Asian Australian Asian in fear of losing her looks? You are implying hotness young lady.
SHOW
ME
YOUR
TITS!

[Reich]

She sounds like the Aussie version of Crazy superior being Lady so is probably a hot chick with low self-esteem aka a godsend. But he sent her to the antipodes, no doubt to spite whimpering toothless chav for his non-belief.

[RareBreed]

a case of TITS OR GTFO?

[Capretta]

what are you posting for RB. you know full well this is a long weekend holiday/ footy grand finals in australia. go out and get on the fosters instead of sitting inside not taking photos of your naked body.. just un australian, you are obviously FOB and no one has taught you the rules. PM me some pics and i will consider taking you under my kookaburra wing and inducting you into our ways..

[RareBreed]

Half time was a good enough indication, I'm not sitting around to watch the saints get pommeled.

And I don't really feel the need to fit into the countries stereotypes just to fuel and counteract my own internet identity crisis.

"G'day mate, let's throw some prawns on the barbie and fuck some fucking kangaroos" just doesn't do it for me.
but go ahead and reaffirm the stereotype, onya son for taking 3 steps back for your country.

[Kyuriel]

For all the Aussie stereotypes I've heard, grilling aliens and fucking kangaroos was never mentioned.

Learn something new about that place all the time here...