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  1. 10-02-2010, 12:02 AM #1
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    Greetings and salutations

    Evenin' all

    My name's Tom, I'm from Liverpool and I've been listening to Sick and Wrong for a few months now. I couldn't resist joining the forum any longer.

    I don't have any photos of naked women... Have a video about cows instead.

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  2. 10-02-2010, 12:28 AM #2
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    welcome... your cows are a poor substitute for nudity as they were only enjoyable for ~30 seconds

    suggestion: spend less time thinking about cows (insert Sharia land joke here) and more time with naked ladies who let you photograph their bits
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    I'm a married man, photographing naked women is a no-no :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Tom View Post
    I'm a married man, photographing naked women is a no-no :-)
    I'm not sure this is the right place for you Mr Tom. What can you offer? Is your wife a looker?
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  5. 10-02-2010, 10:57 AM #5
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    I forgot how much I fucking love that cow video
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Tom View Post
    I'm a married man, photographing naked women is a no-no :-)
    shit man, lift your game. i'm married too, you don't have to take the fucking pics yourself. just do what i do, when you're jerking off looking at internet porn, just take a second and save the pics to a file on your pc then upload them to explicitview.com and....now this is very important....DELETE the contents of your folder. then bombard the random picture thread with nudity, insertions, lesbians, anal, bondage, etc, etc. dead people also seem to be good too. and if i have to tell you to clean your history you're a lost cause
    he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
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  7. 10-02-2010, 02:16 PM #7
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    ...now this is very important....DELETE the contents of your folder.
    Jeez, is it because you're afraid your wife finds out?

    I tell my bitch to go to the kitchen for 10 minutes coz I'm gonna take a wank and she executes. Just takes a Cosmo with her and she's good.

    Train your bitch, SMS. A year ago my bitch was offended by me even mentioning porn and shit like that. Now that she's undergone porn tolerance training, life is good. Take time to explain man hormones influence on a man brain, fake some man sadness/suffering. The tools are in your hands.
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  8. 10-02-2010, 03:10 PM #8
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    Man Sadness?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bester View Post
    Take time to explain man hormones influence on a man brain
    "Darling, the thing about men is...we're full of man anger. We either have to wank it out of our cocks over internet porn or squeeze it out the backs of our hands against a woman's face. At speed. It's your choice, honey."

    There's no way this will turn out badly.
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