Greetings once more from the red hot and rancid heart of the Middle East. It must have been like all your birthdays had come at once Mr. B, as I recall you always did want to run the forum. It wasn't you who dropped the dime to Proboards was it?
Anyway, good job on getting something up and running.
Gittish, you might find the "as'salam aleikum" malarky less insufferable if you do as I do when I hear that and think you heard them say "I see all the Laker's games" to which I reply "you really see all the Laker's games, do you have season tickets?" I'm in LA so the LA Lakers mis-hearing is plausible. Anyhow, I'll join Amnesty International if you get locked up for doing this where you are. Honest.
Gittish is and always will be the man
Mr. jdiggty, I will bear this response in mind, although I just get by by saying good morning/afternoon so they know to cut out all the arabic nonsense right from the start.
Ms. Kitty, you have been and continue to be, the brightest diamond in this heap of coal. That is not flattery, just true.
Oh gittish if I could smother my breasts in peanut butter and smoosh them on your face I would
Islam is THE religion of peace
Alluykam Salam gittish. Kayf Halek. I am in the Middle East and have to try and understand Arabic every day. Im an Aussie, so I dont even speak English.
Heres one thing that helps when you hear the call to prayer belted out of loudspeakers 5 times a day:
Substitute the wailing voice for the lyrics from Nirvanas Smells Like Teen Spirit.
With the liiiiighttsss out
Its less dangeroooouuussss
Here we aarrrrrrrre now entertain uuuusssssss
I feel stuuuuupid and contagious
etc
Try it out. They love it. Then do a short robot dance, and go about your day.
Loving that idea!
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
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