Thread: So are all my fucking brilliant scripts gone?

on the previous site I posted such wonderful scripts like....



A boy and his dog



Man walks his dog and the dog looks up at him and says

Dog

Hey buddy

Dog owner (Looks down at the dog in disbelief)

Did you just talk to me?

Dog

Look the next time you think its funny to fart in my face I'm going to run my ass over your pillow

Dog owner

Hmmm ok then I'm going to kick you into the road and let you get hit by a truck

Dog

I have your girl friend hostage

Dog owner

you do not

Dog

I led her out to a field and she fell into a hole and only I know where it is

Dog owner

All this over a fart in the face?

Dog

I'm petty

Dog owner

I can see that

Dog

I had sex with your girl friend

Dog owner

really?

Dog

No, I just wanted to see your reaction

Dog owner

Ha ha ha that was pretty funny, and the well thing?

Dog

made it up

Dog owner (Kneels down and pats the dog on the head)

wow that was very clever do you want to go play fetch?

Dog

No I've got a flight I have to catch because I killed your grandmother and put blood evidence all over your house that will incriminate you

Dog runs away

DH's forum going down really was a blessing in disguise wasn't it?

How many other members are in prison or mental health facility? I'm curious. The tally stands at 1.
Maybe 2, I don't know where IM currently resides but he's a fucking dick, and should get help.

It's a bit rough around the edges, but as a script I've seen worse. Think it's got potential as a two part dramatization on TV.

Don't encourage them!

I was thinking of someone more like Kenneth Branagh to play the part of the dog owner. He could really bring some much needed gravitas to the role. As for the dog, it's probably best to approach Stan Winston. He was the man behind all the animatronics used in Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park movies. They won't come cheap obviously, but the script is strong enough to take a risk.

A Boy named Soapy

Soapy had his mouth washed out when he was a kid for swearing and later became a Circus freak that would only eat corn and also sold his Corn Poop to the curious.

Soapy's Wife Swampy comes into their trailer

Swampy

I love the smell of Soap and fresh Corn but I'm leaving you

Soapy

You're leaving me for Happy my cousin aren't you?

Swampy

He's the best Poon in your family and I'm happy to become Swampy Poon and have little Happy Poon's

Soapy

I said I was sorry for not be in able to have little Soapy's but you know the doctor said its from all the Corn and Soap in my system and the kids might come out all demented and such

Swampy

Its not good enough I'm leaving

Soapy takes out a can of Corn from his pocket and throws it at Swampy knocking her to the floor. Happy is banging on the door and then kicks in the door.

Happy (runs to Swampy and looks at Soapy)

You just can't see Swampy with a Happy Poon, can you?

Soapy (walks over to the sink in the kitchen and grabs a gallon bottle of dish soap and starts to guzzle it)

Happy

NOOOO!!!!

Soapy starts to shake and his eyes widen and then he pulls down his pants and shits and farts corn and bubbles and then throws up blood and dies.

Swampy wakes slowly waking from her knock on the head and sees Soapy in a pool of Soapy Bubbles, Blood and undigested Corn.

Swampy

I loved him so much but my Vagina can only take so much Soapy

Happy

I hear ya