Thread: northerner in london

hi just joined the forum, love the show it really the best podcast. Im manslide a northerner living in London -limeyland. I drink to excess, love gallows and punting.
anyone else here punt in london? lets discuss
keep it sleazy

Quick delete that post and say your from las Vegas so the native loon doesn't try to lynch you.
Also welcome you whinging pom

Punting you say? That thing you do in a flat-bottomed boat with a square-cut bow, designed for use in small rivers or other shallow water? How very quaint.

I reside in London also. Horray!

Wow I wish we knew that in oz. we call it gambling. Thanks for the advice whimpering toothless chav I shall never call it punting again and give rude snickers towards my mates when they talk about going punting after work

Originally Posted by Yasminge

Punting you say? That thing you do in a flat-bottomed boat with a square-cut bow, designed for use in small rivers or other shallow water? How very quaint.

I reside in London also. Horray!

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Punting is more seeing escorts (yes its a gamble some good some not ) - ive never used a oar im sick but never that wrong

I dont blame ya movin to London either - OMG your women up there - (my Ex was 1 of them Gob-Shites) 13 yrs of livin with a woman who had bigger balls than me & a mouth that hated anythin in it other than gravy & chips. Dont get me wrong - she was gorgeous & sexy to look at, tall slim blonde but too much like a Viking in every other way.
.......And Welcome

Originally Posted by BKBastard Kestrel

Punting is Sharia land slang for anal masturbation with a Barbie doll.

You're half right. But tool used is much bigger than a Barbie doll, and to intensify it, some like to go under water - they need an assistant to do this;



Note all the people waiting on the boats for their turn, very popular sport indeed!