(Curtains raise on an average, insular white male. He is sporting a denim jumpsuit, moccasins and an uneven haircut. A flowing, white fox-tail protrudes from the back of his jumpsuit and his pockets are filled with loose change. Leftover breadcrumbs line his upper lip. He is also sitting at a computer)
taryn: So, the Sick and Wrong Forum. I guess I need to register first. Please enter the user name you'd like to be known by on the site. Oh, ChickenFucker is taken. Shit, well I guess I can be taryn. Gender? Well, I am attracted to females, so female, obviously. Lets see, I don't know who my Referrer is - unless it's a colloquial term for my Lord Jesus Christ. Is that blasphemous?
(A popup ad for penis enlargement interrupts taryn's registration)
taryn: No time for that! I have a form to complete.
(taryn completes his form and licks clean his lips in anticipation)
taryn: Success! Alright, time to start browsing.
(taryn immediately scrolls to the Member's Bits thread)
taryn: Ah, here we go. Wait, why is this thread full of cocks? Hmm. Guess I'll head over to the Warm Welcome section - maybe they'll be able to guide me to the archive of anonymous female genital pictures. I wonder what a warm welcome entails anyway? It doesn't sound pleasant.
(taryn begins to make a post requesting softcore pornography, but gets distracted by the popup ad again)
taryn: Okay fine, lets get it over with then.
(taryn places his penis on the keyboard and whistles impatiently)
taryn: How long is this supposed to take? I have posts to write.
(Scene ends with taryn staring blankly into the monitor)
Yeah, that's how it happened.
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