Thread: why cricket is for fags

So you claim Cricket to be a sport only played by those who prefer the company of gentlemen. Which is a fradulent claim to begin with. Then you justify your claim by saying it is meerly a hobby.

So are Cricketers are gay, soley because its a hobby?

Think about the Glorious British Empire Handstrum, do you know what legacy it left behind as it withrew from brown people land, its legacy was Cricket. As we killed their armies and colonised their lands, we taught them the game of Cricket, so they may never forget who was incharge. By disrespecting Cricket Handstrum, you are disrespecting the glory days of Britain, and Britain itself.

I might add, fuck you Handstrum.

Originally Posted by GimmeJager

its legacy was Cricket

and soccer and political instability.

Whats Soccer, i've never heard of this?

See thats funny, because ive never heard of any of these terms

List of British words not widely used in the United States - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Oh really, you've never heard of any of these terms?

Barmaid, Basket, Driving licence, Estate Agent, Learnt, Maths.

Its a wonder how you've made it through life.

Was punctuation on that list?

Barmaid-I have literally never heard an American use this word. Obviously my superior intellect can deduce what it means, but don't expect that from a dirty commoner.

Basket- "euphemistic alteration of bastard in its sense a term of abuse for a man or boy, and, with weakened force, as the equivalent of ‘fellow’, ‘chap’; also trivially for ‘thing’, esp. something bad or annoying. As used by Noel Coward."

Learnt- again, never used by americans and if you said it someone would correct you even if it may be correct.

Maths- if you ever said that whoever is next to you has to immediately punch you in the face and then kick you in the balls while screaming "ITS FUCKING MATH!" Its a law in Alabama.

The other ones, ill give to you.