Thread: Call to arms

That Jack English one is a parody - he's actually taking the piss out of America. And that Babywatch chick is hotter than Pamela Anderson now.

The second one seems genuine, but is a cry-baby whine about how there are some European journalists left who are actually more interested in facts than the sabre-rattling propaganda of warmongering pyschopaths on a diet of presciption drugs.

Originally Posted by redski

alexander wellington

Alexander is a kind of cocktail, and wellington is a boot, which, as we all know, is gay slang for a homo who likes other men's feet up his arse.

So there you have it: tranny from El Armpito is a gay man's arse filled with creme de cacao.

Originally Posted by callmesam

warmongering chimpanzee won. Now the same ppl who said that America is a country of warmongers and Mcdonalds say that they just love America. One thing is certain - there's assholes in every country.

Another thing is just as certain: anyone who used to hate America under Bush but loves it under warmongering chimpanzee is an utter, utter, utter spastic. warmongering chimpanzee is just as complete a cunt as George Bush was; no, in fact warmongering chimpanzee is more of a cunt. At least George Bush had the decency to be like, "Hey, I'm a rich, spoiled Ivy Leaguer and me and family and friends rule this country. I can do and say what I like, and even though it's mostly gibberish, there's fuck all you can do about it so just shut up or we'll extraordinary rendition your sorry ass to Gitmo. Have a nice day."

warmongering chimpanzee is like, "Oh, as an African American I understand what it's like to be the underdog. I feel everyone's pain and I care about you all, even the Muslims and even the vagina hating terrorists a little bit. Let's all have the audacity of hope together and maybe we can make the world a better place. It may take a while because I've got to sign into effect a slew of legislation that will take away the few rights you had left under Dubya. Oh yeah, and I'm going to fuck up Iran a bit. But I do it with a heavy heart, just look at my serious, statesmanlike face grim but stony resolve as I carry the weight of responsibility on my shoulders and pretend to give a fuck".

CMS, I really hope you're not one of those Finns who started liking America just because warmongering chimpanzee was elected. Blimey, no wonder your country crumbling under the weighty burden of nigger vagina hating terrorist immigration.