Hey people. listening to the show for a year or so now. Love the show. gradully working throught the backlog. been lurking for a while so Thought it was about time i join in the foroum. hopefully ill bring some sick and wrong stories from this section of the world. France.
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Bonjour Napoleon, mesanges ou gtfo.
Your wife, girlfriend, sexy french maid mistress or sexy second mistress will be lovely. Make sure to stamp those titties with S & W, so we know it was you Napoleon. Now go, sail off into the distant like you did after Trafalgar and return with riches.
You can then consider yourself our "forum-brother"!
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
A genuine use of this gesture. I fart in your general direction.
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Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Hello my French friend, a lot of the peasants on here are anti-France. I hope together we will educate them as to the awesomeness of French culture. France is sexy as fuck!Originally Posted by Napoleon
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
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You may have noticed that I've turned to the medium of JPEG to convey my feelings, thoughts and sentiments here recently.
In keeping with this new MO, I think that this says it all.
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Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Eeeyeah, that's shit all right.
I'm a nice person when my vagina isn't burning.
Is this dude actually French? I can't imagine one of de Gaulle's descendents polluting his noggin with mind-merde shat out of the mouths of two of Disney's children.
I imagine that his father is a chav who used to be married to a frumpy she-chav, but, like many well-to-do British sluts, she thought she was too good just to spend her time at home looking after our young froglet, so she engaged the services of a pert, young au pair with an A1 pair.
Inevitably, daddy chav was soon doing his bit for Anglo-French relations by giving young Giselle a spunky enema, and so they had to flee England to escape the wrath of the frumpy she-Brits wealthy family.
Thus our new friend Napoleon found himself in the Land of Cheese and Wine, where girls in their teens fuck as if their lives depended on it, yet manage to stay slim and childless. What a jammy cunt!
Napoleon's next door neighbours
It's true, there are some pretty awesome French women. That I'll concede. It's the XY's that let the species down.
This introduction seems a bit staged to me. Like it was written just to elicit some casual cross Channel racism. Good job I was hanging around huh?
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
OK let me clear this up. My father is a chav and my mother is French. I spent most of my schooling years between france and 'limeyland'. I consider myself a complete frenchman and proud of it. Now i simply swing between the two countries dependant on.....if i want nice food and loads of wine then i head for France, if however i want to riot and throw rocks at chavs hanging outside macdonalds then i head for england. lets face it, you'd all rather live in france, we quite like the carte-blanche over having numerous affairs with women
Really quite simple. I will now go out on my quest to get S&W on a pair of unwitting french skiers tits. hopefully she'll look like this
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