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    Formal entrance

    As per instructions, I would like to take the time to officially introduce myself to all you charming folk.

    Hello there. I am Yasminge.

    I won´t give too much away because that spoils all the fun...we like fun don't we. I will, however, provide you with the essentials; female, London bound, in late twenties, NOT ginger, awesome knockers.

    A little birdie tells me that a small part of forum initiation requires one to bare thy chest for all to admire...who am I to break ancient and preserved traditions, I´m not discourteous dammit. I´m English! I abide fully.

    Can I borrow someone´s camera?

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    "Awesome knockers".....I feel squidgy warmth spreading from my taint to my tip. Oh, and welcome.
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    Why hello again Yasminge.

    I tip my hat to you, thankyou for obeying the rules, i'm sure you'll find your new internet home with us.

    I must say though you've made quite a bold claim there, one that I like to hear:

    Quote Originally Posted by Yasminge View Post
    awesome knockers
    When, oh when will we be blessed with evidence of their awsomeness?

    Unfortunatly i'm currently situated far away from London, but if I was there, my camera would have been on your doorstep 5 minutes ago. Surely you must have access to some form of photo-taking equipment? If your feeling adventurous you could pop to your local camera shop and ask for the cashier to take the picture, then upload it too the forum, i'm sure they'd be delighted to infact.

    I once again wait in anticipation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasminge View Post
    Can I borrow someone’s camera?
    Yes, absolutely. A shot from a borrowed camera would do perfectly. Hurry and Godspeed!

    titsorgtfo3.jpg

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    Hi Yasminge,

    Are you looking to get a lad in?

    If you have a newish laptop it will have a built-in camera. I don't know exactly how you would actually use it to take the photo but I'm sure the Wackman would.

    Have fun on the forum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasminge View Post
    As per instructions, I would like to take the time to officially introduce myself to all you charming folk.

    Hello there. I am Yasminge.

    I won´t give too much away because that spoils all the fun...we like fun don't we. I will, however, provide you with the essentials; female, London bound, in late twenties, NOT ginger, awesome knockers.

    A little birdie tells me that a small part of forum initiation requires one to bare thy chest for all to admire...who am I to break ancient and preserved traditions, I´m not discourteous dammit. I´m English! I abide fully.

    Can I borrow someone´s camera?
    These tits are a long time coming (bit like me with the meds im on).
    http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
    "Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.

    http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/330...een-dikke-drol

    Quote Originally Posted by Bester View Post
    I can go either way.

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    Very good point. Don't think she's taking her profile very seriously. You need to buck up your ideas young lady. Do what's right and proper.
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.

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    TEASE
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    It must be a bloke winding us up.
    http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
    "Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.

    http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/330...een-dikke-drol

    Quote Originally Posted by Bester View Post
    I can go either way.

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    Keep your knickers on, I told you- I don't have a camera as of yet. Patience wrong'uns.

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