Thread: Hello people!

I see your charging your lazer, last time I laughed at that shit I almost fell of my dinosaur, shame it no longer tickles my funny bone you downbeat peice of fucking useless shit, HOW COME YOU ITS TAKEN YOU THIS LONG TO JOIN THE FUCKING FORUM HUH?!?! THINK YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR US DID YA? WELL FUCK YOU LADDY, WERE TOO FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT NOW AND NEVER FUCKING DARKEN OUR DOOR AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME! GET THE FUCK OUT!

Is that the abuse you wanted?

But anyway now thats over welcome to the forum, enjoy your stay, we're actually lovely people.



If you fancy a nice not-so-political debate on communism go head over to any thread opened by Bester.

If laughing your night away at humourous pictures is more you cup of tea then consult the Random Picture Thread

Or if your also a fan of the Redheaded ladies I do believe I started a thread for that a while ago.

We have everything your heart could desire and if we don't feel free to create a new thread.

Feel free to ask questions.

Oh I almost forgot to mention, if you would be so kind a picture of your loved one or sibling with "S&W" written across their breasts would be very much appreciated.

Originally Posted by The Pessimist

Well, I finally decided to join the forum.
I now welcome all abuse!

Abuse? No, no, no, Anonymous internet abuse is for kids and retards. We the intellectuals of the internet. The Sick and Wrong Forum members welcome you. We embrace you as a new brother of ours. We are all friends here and treat each other with utmost respect. So welcome dear Pessimist. I hope you can find some optimism in your life from this fine forum.

And if some of the brothers here stray from the path of the righteous and insult you in some way (although I cannot even imagine such atrocity to happend) just remember that you are unique and important, and that you matter. You are the most important person in your life. Hugs and kisses dear Pessimist.

Originally Posted by The Pessimist

I feel so loved

All I can say now is that I shall embrace you all in my happiness and warmth (which is very rare for me but I consider this a special occasion).

Oh this is so cute. I feel like we're bonded. I can smell beautiful flowers and hear the singing of the angels. May I call you my forum brother? I'm so excited. I must have a shot of Laphroaig to celebrate this touching moment. If you could only see how I'm crying and smiling here.

You should feel like your being touched by your Uncle, Callmesam is quickly becoming one of the sickest fuckers on here.

Originally Posted by ChickenFucker

You should feel like your being touched by your Uncle, Callmesam is quickly becoming one of the sickest fuckers on here.

Hey ChickenFucker. On your next message use coupon code diddle. That's D.I.D.D.L.E. You might get a surprise gift.

Do you find this inspiring by the way?



Remember that god does not love you but I do.