Thread: HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER! A.k.a. Hi from a new pair of boobs?

Greetings kindred creeps and fuckwits!

I am a few episodes behind (currently on 300, because I'm lazy), but I was inspired by Dee's spirit of change. I've been a Sick and Wrong listener for a long time, since 2008 or so, but I've never registered on the forums. Better late than never, right?

Always been awful at this introduction shit... let's see, I'm a 25 year old white chick in upstate NY. Love video games, MMOs and nerdy crap. I prefer Star Trek over Star Wars, but the STO MMO sucks balls and I can't wait for SWTOR. I've won metals from competitive target archery with a compound, though I haven't shot my bow in a few years.

I've also LARP'ed. Not the "Fireball! Fireball!" kind of LARP, though I'll be the first to admit that all forms of LARP are on the same level of queer. I LARP'ed White Wolf games, like Vampire the Requiem... Changeling the Lost... Warewolf... - And fuck all of you who just thought of Twilight.

So - that's me!

Keep it sick and keep it wrong.

Hey, Welcome!

Originally Posted by GirlEatsLlama

but the STO MMO sucks balls and I can't wait for SWTOR

They both suck balls.

Originally Posted by GirlEatsLlama

I LARP'ed White Wolf games, like Vampire the Requiem... Changeling the Lost... Warewolf...

Then why are you waiting for swtor instead of World of Darkness (new mmo)? It's going to use the new Eve Online engine, so it's going to look exactly like that:



Also, have you played Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines?

Also, there was a series in the 90s filmed by the same guy who made Beverly Hills 90210, except the series was about the World of Darkness. I watched a few eps. It wasn't bad, but it was more for chicks, so you might like that.

And last thing we need to get into is this:

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We have a long tradition of the ritual where chicks show their tits and only then do they get accepted into our society. Write "sick and wrong" on them, the face isn't necessary. We haven't seen any new tits in ages, so we'd really appreciate. Thanks.

Also, if you're into vampires that much, have you seen drugmongering whore of the Damned? It's a bit cheesy and the special effects are shit, but otherwise it's really worth watching if you're into that shit.

Originally Posted by GirlEatsLlama

I also think EVE sucks balls, so we're on two different sides of that MMO fence.

I didn't like EVE either, it was too boring, no real action. I play wow. Tried everything else, it was more or less shite. Of course there were real mmos back in the 90s (UO, Muds,..), but if I start talking about that, I'm going to cry a river here.

Originally Posted by GirlEatsLlama

I know all about the tit tradition. To that I say - buy me dinner first.

Alright, I've got a huge hangover right now, but we'll get back to this later.

Originally Posted by GirlEatsLlama

Currently reading A Dance with Dragons by George R. R. Martin

Should I mention that Tyrion dies or would it be too inappropriate?

Originally Posted by GirlEatsLlama

I'm a dragon and fantasy nut

You should check out Skyrim, it's really great.

Originally Posted by Bester

Should I mention that Tyrion dies or would it be too inappropriate?


You should check out Skyrim, it's really great.

You, sir, can go ride up shit's creek in a douchecanoe without a paddle for that one. You're definitely not getting tit pictures now. Dick. (All joking aside, that really was a douche move. I really do think you're a dick now. So you can move along and go away. <3)


I'm already playing Skyrim.

Originally Posted by GirlEatsLlama

All joking aside, that really was a douche move.

You really fell for that? Tyrion is Martin's favorite character, he can't possibly die. Martin said Tyrion's got Martin's traits or something like that. Basically, Tyrion is Martin, or at least that's how he views/imagines himself.