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    Uh, hi guys

    Hey, I'm a new girl here *waves awkwardly*
    I'm a hairstylist and model.

    -Fried Tofu is my favorite food ever I even have it tattooed on my leg
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    -When I was little I'd pick my neighbours flowers then sell them back to them
    -I'm a hopeless romantic
    -I hate poetry, it makes me angry
    -I went to 10 different schools
    -I have a thing for squidging food in my hands
    -In most cases I prefer dogs to humans, my basset hound is the love of my life
    -I have a phobia of sharks sometimes its so bad I'm scared to have baths. I cant swim

    Last year I put together a charity calendar to raise money for a dog charity in Ireland featuring dogs and models that ended up all over the national and international press, the Daily Mail labeled it "the most distasteful calendar of the year- scantily clad models in bizarre poses with dogs suggesting bestiality" (unfortunately in real life the calendar was actually a lot more tame than that but it did have a model breastfeeding a puppy)

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    Very nice, welcome to our humble, yet vile, oh so vile forum.

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    Anyone the Daily Mail labels 'distasteful' has to be a pretty cool superior being.

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    If you are an supposedly alternative model. Why can't I find pictures of you in a coconut bra.

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    Thank ewe!
    Noasianchix, I never claimed to be an alternative model, I mearly said "model" but if you look hard enough I'm sure there's coconut bra pics of me out there

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    I had to fight past the tofu thing but then this is Sick & Wrong. Welcome TTC. Don't we already have one of those? Need an alternative abreviation post haste. Clap clap.
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.

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