Thread: Cat fucker

Fuck you guys, I look after a doomed man who shags superior beings for real given half a chance.

Great picture. My guy has no front to his pin head, lives in the community, fucks superior beings, kids toys, ripped his cock on a metal bedstead end, loves Home Alone films....i may get a video one day.

I've never actually fucked a superior being. One was purring in my lap once so I took my cock out and rubbed it on her fur. No actual penetration took place though. Is that even possible? I'd think you'd get badly scratched.

Just need duct tape for its legs

Right then, I've asked the man in question the question His method was to stuff the superior being, face and body first, into a wellington boot then fuck between it's fur and the boot. He said it wouldn't fit in the actual superior being and it was crying so he thought it would be cruel to shag it's arse. By the way, the superior being was called Boris.

If the superior being was called Boris, I feel it would have been a damn site more cruel to shag its penis hole/urethra.

Oh dear. I just noticed that you are from Bolton. What's the matter with whippets you sick bastard? Or you could just "drill thole in t' nigger puddin' fo' t' lad".

Enough lube and you can get into any hole. Just make sure nobody takes photos of you doing it because that shit will spread all over the net faster then aids in a gay orgy

Originally Posted by deathrow_juggalo

spread all over the net faster then aids in a gay orgy

I'm shocked at such blatant homophobia, deathrow. Just because 99% of homosexual men are promiscuous, AIDS-ridden faggots who like fucking strangers in toilets and think it's clever to make annoying schoolboy double entendres that refer to arse-fucking every time they open their mouths doesn't mean they deserve our hate. There's bound to be at least one homosexual man out there somewhere who's a halfway decent human being.