Why you all lurking fools?
Every time I look at the forum page there are about 30-40 Guests yet no more than 5 members. Why is this so? Are you people to afraid to join? Can't you be bothered?
Why don't you just join this unholy gangbang of filth and unfactual debates?
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
The bulk of the lurkers aren't even lurkers but web crawlers. The rest are just assholes.Originally Posted by GimmeJager
probably looking for something funny to paste onto their facebook status updates
On a scale of Jordan to Jewish, how tight are you?
this is the worst type of lurker, and person in general to be honest, i hate people who can't be funny with out their copypasta
Let's not focus only on the lurkers. The forum has been lacking something lately... Oh yeah, tits! It's a real sausage fest and even then I can count the interesting boys on one hand. This is a dry spell folks. I'm even getting bored of touching myself to DM's tame facebook pics. We need to come up with a way to attract more young, hot girls who will post morally corrupt pictures of themselves. Sadly, I've got no bright ideas.
I pay ?40 an hour for girls, I'm sure I could get them to post a few pics. Unfortunately, I live in Newcastle, which means I'm gonna have to fork out extra on train tickets to somewhere where there are girls hot enough to meet the criteria.
Meanwhile, to make up for the lack of tits, allow me to post a photo:
On a scale of Jordan to Jewish, how tight are you?
I feel the same, the forums hit a low patch, too many threads for my OCD mind to handle and few of them are worth reading. We need to give it a boost. How we are to do that I haven't the slightest clue in my drunken stupor. I once thought about sending a Sick and Wrong shirt to Robert Pattinson, but then I realised that the only girls we'd be attracting then were a bit too young for most of us.
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
On a scale of Jordan to Jewish, how tight are you?
The only ways to attract interest in the forum are, for the forum to be given a higher profile on the show. This could be achieved by the more dedicated members either calling the DDL or sending email to be read on the show, emphasizing the fact that they are from forum members and that the forum is worthwhile. The other way is for one of our number to commit an atrocity while wearing a sick and wrong T for the perpetration of the act and subsequent trial and (depending on the laws in your country) execution.
I would volunteer myself but as I live in HK, The news wouldn't even make the "CNN: World in a minute" section.
Seriously? Yanks care so little for the rest of the planet that it can be covered in 60 seconds? How can you be taken seriously as a world power when you don't even know where it is?
A little test for the forum as a whole, this includes the Brits, open Google earth and without the help of the search facility, find Iraq, Afghanistan and Beijing. Be honest now, how many got them right first time?
I got them correct.
Em, I see that Lacoste the maker of the shirts with the alligator logo is asking that Anders Breivik not wear their brand of shirts anymore. Perhaps Dee could get some product placement deal worked out for the cost of a few tees.
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