Thread: I'm a twat

Hi ya all, i just realised i posted my first thread in the wrong place, what a fucking twat, so her's a bit about me. I'm a bald 4 eyed fucker who has just started listening to sick and wrong, so a big thanks to my bud adam who told me all about it, i think the humor on sw is fucking great i love it, i like listening to metal, my favourite bands are machine head and metallica, i also like my mates wifes fake tits, their fucking lovely, i actualy saw this summer but that's a story for a later date, this will probabley be 1 of many posts so if i write something fucking retarded please feal free to tell me i'm a twat, anyway, cheers stinky git finger.

Post mates wife's tits, then fuck off

yeah pretty much what them too said, but machine head are fucking devastating

Stinky. I kindly insist you bring forth your offering to the SWARM. Any of the following are acceptable

Your cock/balls/anus and if you are whiney moobs
Your ex's tits/pussy/anus
Your gf/wifes tits/pussy/anus
Your moms tits/pussy/anus
A photo of something horrifying that has been removed from your body
Go on a web cam program and get some dumb bitch to write sick and wrong on her tits.... screen shot and post
your first born


figure it out

Eh, I'm not into kids. Just about everything else but def not children.

cock.jpgmate's wife won't let me take picture of her tit's, she told me to fuck off, cheeky bitch, so for you Kitty a picture of my cock