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    Cool Hey

    Just joined. I don't have anything else to say, so here's my tits.


    What do you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PimpleFart View Post
    I think you know what I think. The tits are drooping, the nipples are huge, which makes you look like a wet-nurse, and you're quite fat. I recommend a low carbs diet. My feminine side thinks those tits might look quite hot if they were in a push up bra.
    Otherwise, feel welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bester View Post
    I think you know what I think. The tits are drooping, the nipples are huge, which makes you look like a wet-nurse, and you're quite fat. I recommend a low carbs diet. My feminine side thinks those tits might look quite hot if they were in a push up bra.
    Otherwise, feel welcome.
    Can't see the picture anymore...I'm guessing from that quite in-depth description that we aren't missing anything?

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    Oh, but I saved it, I got good internet reflexes.

    pimplefart.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Joe View Post
    we aren't missing anything?
    I got high standards, don't listen to me. I'm sure most people here would just mouth fuck her and then maybe even fall in love.

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    Sounds about right. Thats nothing for big nipples though, wish I still had a picture of my ex's...they were like the rims on a Hummer.

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    I believe there is nothing wrong with this poor offended ladies rack and im sure the majority of us appreciate the picture, even if you don't quite understand how mirrors work.

    If you carry on offending the newbies Bester their gonna be less likely to show their tits in the future. And with no tits people are gonna think this is a forum for sailors and homosexuals, and start posting pictures of thier dicks... Do you really want that Bester?
    I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.

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    Just to balance this thread out, I'll take the opposite end of the spectrum from Bester and congratulate Pimple on lovely 'girl next door' rack. Wonderful. Welcome to the forum.

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    Gimmejager's right, Bester. Don't scare them off with your daggers of truth or by publishing every detail of their online presence. Wait until they've compromised themselves to a reasonable degree then go in and destroy every thread of their self-worth. Remember: delayed gratification! It's what makes us middle class and allows us to reach height after height of achievement.

    Besides, if you've got really perky tits, how are you going to hold the paper in place when you take the picture?

    And also besides, she's got a nice, narrow waist. You hardly see waists at all on women these days.

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    Well, you can't please everybody I guess I'm glad some people like them!

    No idea why the image stopped showing up.

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