Thread: Failing at life since 1986

I'm overeducated, underemployed and have a really debilitating drinking problem which is not unrelated to my general dissatisfaction with the way my life is unfolding.

I think we should have a questionaire for all new posters on the forum. The responses will allow other posters to tailor their insults to the specific pathetic circumstances of the new poster. Ask me some questions about my life. I will answer them and then you can use my answers to further reinforce what I already know to be true - that I'm a sad sack of shit.

I love this forum.

lol, Pazuzu. I have a fantastic family, a fact which makes my current state even more pathetic. I am a grade-A fuck up. If I was diddled, at least I'd have an excuse. Bester, I studied sociology in college. Sociology. Who the fuck does that? I moved to the US from Africa to study fucking Sociology. I'm a very special kind of idiot.

Now my life revolves around failed job applications, being broke, being drunk, podcasts, depression and the fortunes of sports teams that constantly find new and innovative ways to ruin my life.

My housemates and I played basketball with a random bunch of nigger kids this weekend. The youngest was 8. The oldest was about 14. They beat us every time. I took out my frustration by dunking on the 8 year old. Thats how pathetic I am. I dunked on an 8 year old child and gloated afterwards.

Cheer up Jinxy, life could be worse. I mean you could be unemp...... You could have no prospect of decent emplo...... You could be so unattractive that even creepy uncle Bob wont fuck yo............ Hmmmm, go on have a drin........ Do you posses any paracetamol and razor blades?

I'm very chocolate faced. Straight from the motherland, actually. It doesnt have many advantages, apart from this unusually large penis I have to carry around the place. However, I really dont want to be any thing else. I dont want to be asian because I like having a decent sized penis. I dont want to be hispanic because the Spanish sounds awful to me and I dont really do manual labor. I don't really want to walk around with a smug sense of entitlement so being white is out of the question. I also seem to have escaped the laziness, violent tendencies and lack of intellectual might that some associate with us darkies so I'll keep the blackness, but only just.

I need a few drinks. I have a wedding to attend on Saturday. Must start building the tolerance ahead of the weekend.

Originally Posted by mrjinx

lol, Pazuzu. I have a fantastic family, a fact which makes my current state even more pathetic. I am a grade-A fuck up. If I was diddled, at least I'd have an excuse. Bester, I studied sociology in college. Sociology. Who the fuck does that? I moved to the US from Africa to study fucking Sociology. I'm a very special kind of idiot.

mrjinx,

Your problem is that you don't fit neatly into any pigeonhole in anyone's worldview.

You seem intelligent, educated, articulate and you can put together a proper English sentence without using "cool" slang or littering it with ebonics.

White Americans are unable to reconcile this with your nigger face and you cause them considerable mental distress as they try to file you away somewhere in their mind but just can't find a place for you.

nigger Americans are intimidated by your intelligence and education and feel that you are some kind of superior pure-blood African from the motherland, probably from an elite caste or the scion of an ancient ruling family. Therefore they don't like being around you.

Do yourself a favour, make a really smart move, and go back to Africa. America is a sinking shithole, while there are probably lots of people in Africa who could use a nigger man who can spell.