Thread: im bored

working a boring and shitty job has lead me here.
you ever go to wash your hands and the running water makes you need to piss then the piss knocks something loose in your bowels and you gotta shit then the shit is so bad you gotta take a shower and then the warm water on your nuts makes you jerk it?

Every single day.

typically my problem is in the last 3 minutes of my break I realize I have to piss. I piss and as I'm getting up I feel like an elephant is dropping out of my ass. I spend the next 15 minutes taking a leisurly dump so I call my employees on my cell and tell them to clock me back in because I'm 'outside picking up trash'. then I get paid to read the news on my phone and take a dump

Now there's a woman that has her shit in order.

Lets start a thread to show off a good shit. The ones where you look down and are so amazed that you just want to grab anyone passing and invite them in to behold your work. Like that episode of South Park with Bono. Cunt. Next decent movement starts it. I got IBS so it only happens about once a year. Doesn't mean I can't be impressed by the work of others though!