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    When will it be flashlight month?

    Not that I have any super Jew money making powers, but isint 70% of the listeners males who are not getting laid on a regular basis? and if so woul it not be more productive and considerate to have lube and flashlight months instead of dildo and vibrators?





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    You misspelled Fleshlight.

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    i dont think my cock will fit
    how big is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calum View Post
    how big is it?
    You can see a pornstar holding up some of the inserts below.


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    It's vagina in a can how much better can it get than that. And it's fleshlight btw.
    Last edited by Vagina4ever; 02-23-2011 at 09:37 AM.

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    Ya I went to buy a pocket pal, but realized I got pussy ass in a can. I need a pocket pussy is what I wanted, damn it. I fucked it anyways.

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    Adam & Eve have a wide selection of jack-off sleeves, but not the fleshlight. Need a honest review before I buy.
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    Too bad, Fleshlight February just rolls off the tongue.

    I saw the 'flashlight' title and was like "what the fuck is IM talking about now?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by illiterati View Post
    Adam & Eve have a wide selection of jack-off sleeves, but not the fleshlight. Need a honest review before I buy.
    Look at that thing. I'd shove my dick in it. My friend has one, but he's gay. He has one that doesn't look like a pussy. they have all these different inserts.

    I told my ex i was gonna buy him one. He was leary about it, so i never did.

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    I've been wanting to get a fleshlight or a cyberskin for a while. I want to take my masturbation game to the next level. I've heard good things about the fleshlight, but i haven't seen one in any of the porn shops around here.
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