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    HOLIDAY SHOW COMPETITION IS STARTING NOW!

    S&W Holiday Competition is officially on for next week's Annual Holiday show. Tell us about your worst holiday experience ever and win one of these magnificent dildos and other prizes. It has to be a real tearjerker of a story to win. And by that, I mean hilarious. Call 206-666-3846


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    If a dude wins and he does not want one of these magnificent dildos, we have other fabulous prizes too.

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    Call or email your personal worst Christmas story and win one of these fine dildos. 206-666-3846.

    I promise Wackerle hasn't used them yet. Yet...


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    Quote Originally Posted by deesimon View Post
    If a dude wins and he does not want one of these magnificent dildos, we have other fabulous prizes too.
    Do we get Wackerles used robo-cunt?
    Murder the Founding Fathers who turned queer on us. Declare them Gods. Erase their shameful last act from history. Rewrite their story in grandiose mythology. Save the S&W nation from collapse. Lead the sheep to new sunny shores...

    Join The SWARM Hive Mind
    Call now: (619) 352-0731

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    If I win I want Roulo hollowed out and made into a fleshlight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Empressario View Post
    If I win I want Roulo hollowed out and made into a fleshlight.
    Wouldn't that constitute human trafficking?
    Murder the Founding Fathers who turned queer on us. Declare them Gods. Erase their shameful last act from history. Rewrite their story in grandiose mythology. Save the S&W nation from collapse. Lead the sheep to new sunny shores...

    Join The SWARM Hive Mind
    Call now: (619) 352-0731

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMan666 View Post
    Wouldn't that constitute human trafficking?
    No, I'll fill out the proper asylum paperwork. There's no way Roulo'd be deported back to Dee's when the authorities here how he's been treated.

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