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    Wackerle is turning into Howard Hughes

    that's the real reason why he's broadcasting from home now.
    He's locked himself in, naked, growing a beard, watching old Hollywood movies,
    getting drunk, peeing into the empty bottles, lining them up in a perfect line,
    developing an OCD habit of masturbating to midget porn exactly every 7 minutes,
    fearing microbes of other people, hating people, owning a pink poodle and a pit in his basement where he keeps his victims in whom he tells "to put the lotion on or else it gets the hose again"


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    oh shit really? I havent had time to listen in ages...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMan666 View Post
    oh shit really? I havent had time to listen in ages...
    What?! You spend all ur time on here acting with some disturbingly high levels of inconsistency and you don't have time to listen to the show that rules it? That's fucked.
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerMontana View Post
    that's the real reason why he's broadcasting from home now.
    He's locked himself in, naked, growing a beard, watching old Hollywood movies,
    getting drunk, peeing into the empty bottles, lining them up in a perfect line,
    developing an OCD habit of masturbating to midget porn exactly every 7 minutes,
    fearing microbes of other people, hating people, owning a pink poodle and a pit in his basement where he keeps his victims in whom he tells "to put the lotion on or else it gets the hose again"

    that sounds fucking awesome!
    he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenFucker View Post
    What?! You spend all ur time on here acting with some disturbingly high levels of inconsistency and you don't have time to listen to the show that rules it? That's fucked.
    IM is the epitome of fucked

    i think this is just the beginning of wakers OCD masturbation agoraphobic issues
    i don't think the people at rolaids ever won any spelling bees

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    He's just lazy fucker...

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    I couldn't tell it was a Skype deal until Dee said so. After that, it sounded fucked up to me. I still enjoyed the show, but I'm worried that things are falling apart between our esteemed hosts.

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    Bollocks. It works well. If it saves Wacker from going into the Tenderloin from his upper class spa then so be it. I admit that it does seem to point to the beginning of the end but I'm hoping it's not. Driving tonight, fucked on coke, sketching out, Wackerle's god dam slide whistle scared the shit out of me. Bastard!
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    Wackerle has been on the edge of revolt for many years now. Anything that can keep him happy will only improve things.

    Besides, I've taken the bus from San Francisco to Alameda and back several times, and it's true, it's a pain in the ass.
    "Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too."

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