Thread: What the hell happened to the Realtouch review?

Is Wackerle slacking or did I miss the review of the robocunt? Is it jizz encrusted and glued to the floor or pristine in it's fancy box?

It was slightly damaged, and Wackerle didn't want to stick his cock in it. Don't blame him. With moving gear, levers, and whatnot, I'd be a little leary of sticking my favorite body part inside it.

I wish he would cause then maybe we could read about it in the papers and submit his story to the podcast.