spoon to the face match to the eye string to choke??????
If you had a Match spoon string how would kill someone
spoon to the face match to the eye string to choke??????
I would just strangle them with my hands, use the match to set a fire to burn the evidence, use the spoon to eat some frozen yogurt and throw the string in the trash.
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
Hang on......what? Who are you killing and why? And if so why aren't you equipped with some more appropriate weapons? You're confusing and upsetting me, go away and re think this.Originally Posted by Allseeingtoaster
Killing anyone with only those three things
You only need the spoon
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Haha repeatative spoon hitting
What if I shove the spoon up your ass, the match in your dick hole and the sting down your throat?
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
Or I could set your pubes on fire whack the burns with the spoon and pull your dick off with the string and let you bleed to death
If you want to pull a mans dick off go right ahead.
But to answer I would use the spoon like an ice cream scoop and pull there eyes out and then jam the spoon in and rattle it around. But I would then have to follow it up by fucking the eye sockets
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