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    S&W Simile

    Ok SWARM poets lets hear your best S&W simile. Complete the following sentence.

    Listening to Sick and Wrong is like....
    When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!

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    Listening to Sick and Wrong is like getting a blow job from your own mother, it feels good at the time but it will scar you for life.
    Last edited by thesodomizer; 02-04-2012 at 02:10 AM.
    When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!

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    Listening to Sick and Wrong is like staying in bed until 2.00 pm everyday instead of going to your classes: you enjoy every second but recognize that you're making yourself unemployable and destroying your future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesodomizer View Post
    Listening to Sick and Wrong is like getting a blow job from your mother
    How do you know my mother?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reich View Post
    How do you know my mother?
    I edited the simile slightly. Now it makes more sense.
    When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!

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    Listening to Sick and Wrong is like a nice pat on the back, a token of reassurance that even though its Monday things could be worse.
    I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.

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    Listening to Sick and Wrong is like the Holocaust, too many jews complaining.
    if you hate me, and I hate me, do I hate you?

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