Call the SW Hotline 206.666.3846 or email an mp3 message wishing us a Happy Anniversary or telling us how the show has ruined your lives in so many ways. The best calls will be played during this week's show. Lance and I are still going strong after all these years. It's really hard to believe. And that's probably the gayest thing I've ever written.
A true bromance.
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I would say Dee is still going strong. Lance is more like a superior being dying of a combination of leukemia and feline aids.
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
I think the reason Lance's life force is dwindling is simply because he misses Dee, he misses Dee's cold carress and the bonding they used to experience inside the cramped recording room of the S & W studio, he regrets what they could have been.
I do believe that the reason Lance agreed to the show was to get closer to Dee, like a teen in high school carrying text books for the girl he likes, thinking he had a chance at making something special. But like many teenagers before him, Lance found himself in the friend-zone. But Lance still determined, changed his plan early into the show and went for the "hard to get" method, pretending to not care about the show and leading Dee to believe that he was to cool for it all. His attempts to make Dee jealous of his "to cool for school"ness also failed to excite Dee. So as a last ditch attempt, to show how much Dee meant to him, Lance gave up the one thing he loved in this world (Excluding Star Trek) his captive nigger Woman. This also failed to excite Dee and left Lance lonely, without Dee's love and without his sex slave.
Lance had no clue at this point what, if anything, would make Dee his. It seemed like the bromance Lance had so long fantasized over would never come to be. Then came along that fateful episode, where Dee claimed to have a big announcement. Lance predicted the end of S & W and had previously bought a gun, he planned on taking a Cobain exit that night, as a life without Dee wasn't a life worth living. But when Dee announced his move. Lance found himself trapped in something far worse than death, purgatory. He could not leave Dee to craft alone, but at the same time he doubted he could go on living knowing that Dee would never be his. If you wonder why he sounds like a mixture ofits because he living in purgatory, unable to love again after Dee destroyed his heart. Everyweek his councillor tells him to move on, that hearing Dee's naisally voice only depresses him, but Lance continues, he cares more about his fans than his sanity... He's a great man...Originally Posted by thesodomizer
I really shouldn't write fan fiction while under the influence...
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
That was amazing!
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
I'd say that Lance has been on good form for a while now. Ok, his idea of prep is logging into Skype but they're both going strong. He hasn't mentioned hating it for a while, he even stuck through the 300 mark.
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I think it was his commute from the ghetto to the 'loin that he hated.
Nah, I don't buy that. He protested too much, I think he loved rubbing shoulders with the trannies and crack whores ready to blow him for a quarter. It's the reason Mr Simon moved there in the first place!
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I'm tempted to move there myself. Did you use to be an estate agent?
I'll bare it in mind as a fall back job.
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