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    Name the new hotline

    Has a few of you know, Jew Simon has given a go to the new S&W hotline:



    How it works is that there'll be a group of SWARMs whose phones are hooked up to the google voice number. There'll be one number to call, and all the phones will ring until one answers. No one will know who answers, or who calls. It will be like chat Roulette without the dicks.

    You can record all conversations by pressing 4 and it is uploaded as an mp3. If any cool shit arrives, we'll send it to Dee.

    The purpose of it is still unknown. My guess is that it should work like an unprofessional therapeutic line were you tell how uncle needed a new wife and made a woman out of your 9 year old boy asshole or and advice, were bros can ask how to fuck a girl when her cunt smells like fish shit, doggy or missionary.

    But who knows were it will grow, if at all...

    The number is (619) 352-0731

    Currently signed up:
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    If anyone interested to receive SWARM calls send me a PM.

    P.S. You can set up the hours and days you want the google voice able to be activated on your mobile. So it won't fuck you up when you're moving between bars, or you WANT to have it activated to make it seem you're cool and have your phone ring all the time.
    Last edited by IronMan666; 01-18-2012 at 03:04 AM.
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    Great idea. A scary proposition though.
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    I'm available for sexual advice for teenage girls ( older men are the key to happiness. Did I say older? I meant old).
    http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
    "Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKBastard Kestrel View Post
    older men are the key to happiness. Did I say older? I meant old
    This is so true. If you're a hot teenage girl the best thing you can do is find an old man (thirty five or above) and just fuck him relentlessly and without mercy. That way he'll die of a heart attack quite soon and you'll have all his money and his house. What better way to start your twenties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reich View Post
    an old man (thirty five or above)
    Fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKBastard Kestrel View Post
    I'm available for sexual advice for teenage girls ( older men are the key to happiness. Did I say older? I meant old).
    We want fancy English, not the butler jerking off to the dirty panties of the masters 11 year old fat daughter. be gone you wretch!
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    Call now: (619) 352-0731

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMan666 View Post
    jerking off to the dirty panties of the masters 11 year old fat daughter
    Hot.
    http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bester View Post
    I can go either way.

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