Thread: Noisey shitters

<Mentioned on the show this week>

Back when I worked at Kodak, I was in a departmant that had a couple of deaf product designers. One of them was not socialised by his parents at all. He was loud in all things, constantly making those retarded dolphin sounds that the deaf are known for.

Best of all was when he took a shit. He would grunt and strain like he was giving birth. Everyone else in the bathroom would be cracking up listening to him, yelling out advice that he couldn't hear. It always sounded like he was going to blow his O-ring seal out, he probably has horrible roids or fissures, by the way he forced his shits.

Dude, you need more fibre in your diet. Cut down on the waffles and fries and eat more raw cabbage.