Vajazzling (or the best thing since anal bleach), seems to be the act of
replacing a lady's fuzzybits with a crunchberry bush of sparkley choking-hazards.
Proves that the internet predicts every at least three years ahead of time.
This all might finally even my playing-field against the assholes from Twilight.
Now then, someone fetch a maiden who may bear my sparkle-babies.
Last edited by Ambs; 11-07-2011 at 09:21 AM.
EL OH EL
This is a real thing? Ive heard the term a lot recently and I just couldnt believe it was actually real. Like... I thought it was so bogus I didnt even bother Googling it.
Im enlightened and stupefied at the same time.
It's real.
The one that says JUICY is just tacky.
But all the other ones are in incredibly good taste.
I want a fake gem studded ball sack. I'd be the talk of the. Town. Or more accurately the Castro
Meh. I'd do it. Make my no-no parts more inviting.
If the guy misses or pulls out he might get a rhinestone in his urethra. Or one might fall out and get shoved by the shaft onto and into her pee hole or down her muscle gullet. Too risky, I think.
Come on girls, let's have a vajazzle contest!
Haha, fuck off Camel! You could wedge the Star of Africa in the entrance of your growler and it still wouldn't be inviting.Originally Posted by Rotting Camel Ass
Oh yeah, the others are classy like a Faberge egg or a ...rhinestone encrusted vagina.But all the other ones are in incredibly good taste.
Kinda hoping the next leap forward though is some sort of sticky mini-LEDs.
Then I could play Lite-Brite down there and not be bored while she's asleep.
Last edited by Ambs; 12-17-2010 at 10:16 AM.
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