It sounds like the people doing the banning are (at least nominally) Christians and they've taken it upon themselves to ban Christmas because they imagine it offends Muslims. This is just further evidence that the real enemies of the average Brit are not Muslims or terrorists (though obviously the fewer of these, the better) but our own leaders.
Ban Christmas! Bring back winter pagan festivals with naked drunken nubiles dancing around fires!
Stalin was horrible. And probably a queer.
Even better would be Ancient Greek pantheism with all its cults, sexual rites and orgies. How about a network of Temples of Aphrodite, packed full of nubiles who can't wait to drain you of spunk - for the good of the city's finances:
"The temple of Aphrodite was once so rich that it had acquired more than a thousand prostitutes, donated by both men and women to the service of the goddess. And because of them, the city used to be jam-packed and became wealthy. The ship-captains would spend fortunes there, and so the proverb says: 'The voyage to Corinth isn’t for just any man.' "
Or let's just combine prostitution with the Church to create church-run brothels full of nymphettes who wander the streets accosting honest men and begging them for a good seeing to. For their own benefit, of course, as explained below:
"Ever since Strabo’s steamy account was rediscovered in the Renaissance, campaigners for sexual freedom have cited Corinth’s temples as the ideal of socially-accepted prostitution — in effect, church-run brothels. In 1826 London, the women’s rights activist Richard Carlisle even argued in his opus Every Woman’s Book or What is Love? that new versions of the Temples of Aphrodite should be opened all around Britain by the government, so that inept young men could receive practical sex education and thus save the local womenfolk from lives of frustration. Carlisle felt that lack of sexual pleasure was a serious health problem for British girls. If men knew what they were doing, he argued, we would not see 'every third female sickly, consumptive, or wretched for want of sexual commerce.' "
Ancient Greek Temples of Sex
So Reich you pretty much want it the same as spartica? I think I agree
"OMG the Muslims / Politically Correct Brigade / Atheists are trying to ban Christmas" stories are as much of a tradition as mistletoe, carols and drunkenly telling your boss (s)he's a dick at the office Christmas party. Try Googling "Winterval" for a classic example.
It happens around this time of year. Everyone decides that we need to strap our vaginas on and be sad for the other religions that have it all wrong
This is already happening in Rochdale were I live.
Who gives a fuck so long as we still get time off work to get fucked up.
lick my shitty balls
That sort of attitude got me sensitivity training