What! Zooey isn't a mere "lookalike", shes a league above Katy...Comedian 'sets his sights' on Katy Perry lookalike Zooey Deschanel
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
She looks mega like Katy Perry. He'll be trying to get em both for a twinny type threesome! The bastard!
If anyone can pull that off, it's our Russell.
This is episode 300 fodder dude. It's place is in Wackerle's Nuuuuuuuz Corner. I'm all about her big sister, she gives me the bone. (See what I did there?)
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Zooey is possibly the only less interesting, more overrated celeb than Katy Perry. Blech. I'd not fuck her with Wackerle's dick. Perhaps a stout cock in her throat causing injury to her vocal cords rendering her unable to spew any more cutesy rubbish. She'd be a lot cuter if she'd shut the fuck up.
'Who's that girl? Who's that girl? It's Jess!'
If a woman near you opens her mouth and you don't immediately stick your cock in it, you've only got yourself to blame for all the subesquent aural pain you have to endure. Evolutionary anthropologists have proved that the reason women talk so much is because they harbour a deep-cunted desire to have a massive cock in their mouths. If you actually listen to what they're saying it just makes them more frustrated, so they talk more - hoping that the increased ear-bashing will force some man to fill their mouths with cock - but the result is that any men around just want to get the hell away so the women get angrier and more frustrated, and it becomes a vicious circle that leaves everyone worse off.Originally Posted by Snippy Gringo
So next time a woman near you opens her mouth, do the right thing and plug it with your plonker.
I fear for my well being if I try this anywhere but home . . . and what to do about men who need to shut their yappers?
I LOVE NEW GIRL.
thats just wrong though :/ thats my celeb crush and my boyfriends celeb crush hook up... pahaha. no way. ever.
Zooey is way too good for ole Russ.
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