Thread: Fuck off fatso...

I'm gonna go out on a wing here and say, I believe Nigella is better.

Shes older, sure, shes a little pudgy around the edges aswell. But she just has the raw smell of sex attached to her, everything she does, she adds a sensual aspect to it. Whether she's slowly carressing the shaft of a wooden spoon, holding out a tray of cookies with her tits purposely squeezed together, shes always aiming to please . She's the perfect MILF.

Completely agree with Jager. I'd much rather have my head between two nice, warm, plump, cup-cake smelling thighs then between something that resembles a velociraptor in a wig..

Add a couple decades onto the model chick and they'd be on a fairly even playing field.

Sorry, but that model can't beat a rack like Nigella's.


Minus a decade or so:

What a bunch of race traitors. Nigella is obviously the most fuckable of them both.

While Laura says her show and book, called High Class Cooker

I love double entendres. High Class Hooker and witty!

Originally Posted by MisterStabby

Completely agree with Jager. I'd much rather have my head between two nice, warm, plump, cup-cake smelling thighs then between something that resembles a velociraptor in a wig..

You're both wrong. It'd be all well and good but the next morning you'd be sober with that moment the night before when it seemed like such a good idea flashing through your mind. She'd look like a train wreck Would probably do an awesome breakfast but I'd still rather eat breakfast and throw it up with the other one.

Nigella everytime Reich you batty boy. And we've seen your missus.