If you zoom really far away, distract people with a beautiful background, and airbrush until her skin is 2 shades whiter than it should be than any 62 year old will look good. I know why they run stories like this (makes their 60 year old readers feel young) but come on. What is the next logical step? Cracked needs to make a video about this.
if you hate me, and I hate me, do I hate you?