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  1. 11-27-2011, 04:53 PM #1
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    Ideal present for your sexy goth girlfriend

    Rasputin Lives Sexy Stretch Knit Mini Dress with Optional Matching Knee High Leg Warmers - Sexy, Gothic & Durable!








    Rasputin Lives Sexy Stretch Knit Mini Dress with Optional Matching Knee High Leg Warmers by KD dance, Sexy, Gothic & Durable,
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  2. 11-28-2011, 12:58 AM #2
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    Maybe if I set her on fire, she'll toast that huge marshmallow she's sitting on.
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  3. 11-28-2011, 10:57 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by SAGETISTHEMAN View Post
    Maybe if I set her on fire
    That would be a terrible waste of a hot goth and possibly the only one in history who's not overweight. She could be Lilith's younger, hotter, sluttier sister and I think I love her.
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  4. 11-28-2011, 11:27 AM #4
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    She doesn't have a goth makeup, therefore she's no goth. Her head is overgrown. She's some kind of ugly minority (armenian?). Everything about her is just bad.
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  5. 11-28-2011, 12:34 PM #5
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    Even if she was shat out of the arsehole of civilization, Central Asia, I still love her and want to spend the rest of my life betwenn her gothic-leg-warmer-clad legs.
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  6. 11-28-2011, 02:56 PM #6
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    So she's goth because she has sand nigger nigger hair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SAGETISTHEMAN View Post
    So she's goth because she has sand nigger nigger hair?
    She's modelling clothes designed for fashionable goths so I imagine the advertising arm of Rasputin Lives chose her because of her gothic appearance. She's wearing all nigger, has nigger hair and blood red lips, and looks very similar to Frasier's ex-wife - all of which make her a goth. She looks a bit like Demi Moore, too, who may have played a goth-type girl in her Brat Pack days. Anyway, the important thing is that in spite of Bester's belief that she comes from an area of the world too close to Khazaria for comfort, she's a hot piece of ass and once Rasputin Lives has forwarded on my email to her, she will be my wife.
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  8. 11-28-2011, 07:51 PM #8
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    I don't get what you see in her Reich, shes not the most attractive girl i've ever seen. But on the plus side she looks eastern Europeanish so providing you've got a steady source of income you'll probably have a decent chance of wedding her.

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  9. 11-28-2011, 08:02 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeJager View Post
    But on the plus side she looks eastern Europeanish
    WOAH!!! No she doesn't!!! She's from Western fucking Asia. Armenia, Georgia, something that way.
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  10. 11-28-2011, 08:19 PM #10
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    Georgia is just at the other side of the nigger Sea, I wasn't that far off with my guesstimate.
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