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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
... anything sound familiar? I'd be suprised if it didn't.
Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice and she said ´we are all just prisoners here, of our own device´
Yeah.. those jokes were funnier on Jeff Foxworthy.com...
BITCH
You forgot to add 'SUCK IT'
Last edited by effy; 07-29-2011 at 07:36 AM.
Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice and she said ´we are all just prisoners here, of our own device´
Better a Redneck than a PWUF (Pussified White Urban Faggot) who lets his wife hit him because he can feel her pain, and lets his underage daughter's nigger boyfriend sleep over because he doesn't want to oppress him any more than slavery already has.
I ain't no cuckhold bitch... but if I was, I'd be DAMN SEXY!
There is NOTHING worse than being a redneck
Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice and she said ´we are all just prisoners here, of our own device´
I'm no fan of the Rednecks, but I can think of several other classes of society I'd rather not be though.
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