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  1. 02-10-2012, 04:33 PM #1
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    Sir Paul McCartney

    Why did Paul McCartney name his new album "Kisses on The Bottom"?

    Isn't he a septuagenarian? Didn't anybody in his PR team tell him that the thought of him kissing anyone- or receiving kisses from anyone-on the bottom was going to disgust 100% of potential album purchasers? Or is it impossible for them to change his mind about anything?

    The first several times I heard the title, I thought I'd misheard it. I finally had to go check on iTunes, and, yep, that's the title.

    I don't know why this bothers me so much.
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  2. 02-10-2012, 05:11 PM #2
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    The man is, and has always been a complete and utter fop. When I am king he shall be stripped of his MBE and thrown kicking and screaming into the Thames.
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    Sir Paul is probably so fed up with everyone pulling his music to pieces that he thought if he gave his album the worst title in music history it would draw fire away from the music. Besides, the music is pure shit and it makes sense that it comes from an album called the bottom. I applaud the man's honesty.
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  4. 02-10-2012, 05:47 PM #4
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  5. 02-11-2012, 10:39 PM #5
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    He's just a complete cock and should be ignored by everyone.
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  6. 02-12-2012, 01:58 PM #6
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    Its a great joke, sending a love letter with "kisses on the bottom" but also letting us know hes into analingus. Well done sir Paul, your tops! Er......
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  7. 02-14-2012, 03:33 AM #7
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    Or that he is a bottom and enjoys being plowed gay men with one leg missing.
    When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
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  8. 02-16-2012, 10:00 PM #8
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    no no your not understanding his Liverpool Accent in his words - please - let me Translate: 'Im sending you a Letter of Love' HEY BITCH YOU FUCKED ME OVER ONE TIME TO MUCH - HERES THE DIVORCE PAPERS & FUCK THE DOG - IM NOT SPELLIN IT OUT TO YA LIKE THEM YANKS D-I-V-O-R- FUCK FUCK FUCK ' Kisses on the Bottom' .....(speaks for itself) KISS MY FUCKIN ASS BITCH 'One more rainy day' CRY ALL YA FUCKIN WANT I love you more than you know' YO SISTERS A BETTER HOE IN BED THAN YOU ARE & of course the lovely endin with 'hmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm baby' (this we are are not completely sure about but thinks its possibly) YOU SUCK SO FUCKIN HARD MY BALLS NEARLY CUM OUT YA OWN ASS or the prefered phrase with the Musicians Union YO YO MOTHER FUCKER YO or something to do with Mother anyway.
    I do hope this clears up & helps you with Pure English At its Best
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  9. 02-18-2012, 11:01 AM #9
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    I'm with you Wacker. I can't think of a single musician who could use that album title and not seem creepy. How has nobody told him that this is a very, very bad idea indeed. There are posters of his album cover all over London which annoys me even further. Why won't this ball bag just fuck off already?

    The only thing about him I've enjoyed recently is the twitter trend: #whoispaulmccartney
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  10. 02-28-2012, 01:27 AM #10
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    Beatles Conspiracy: Did They Cover Up Paul's 1966 Death? Photo Gallery - Paul McCartney or an Imposter? - Conspiracies on truTV
    When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
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