But now I don't have anything to do tonight, since making this was my plan.
Please forgive my ignorance gentlemen, but who are does people?
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Qui Gon, Yoda and Obi Wan?
Sam Kinison, the Bud Light Dog and Rodney Dangerfield?
I dont get it.
the bud light dog...the Bud Light Dog...? THE BUD LIGHT DOG?! THE BUD LIGHT DOG!!! It's FUCKING SPUDS MCKENZIE!!!
DON'T THEY TEACH HISTORY IN SCHOOL ANYMORE?
I was suggesting that Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, and Spuds McKenzie are like the elder Jedi Guardians of SW. I thought it was funny.
Kinison - Jedi Guardian of Irreverent Offensive Anger
Dangerfield - Jedi Guardian of Self-deprecating Offensive Humor
McKenzie - Jedi Guardian of Being The Ultimate Party Animal
Sooo, we're getting this on a shirt, right?
omg, when that commercial came out I was two.
whatever the fuck ever though. Is he not the Bud Light Dog?
He/she is the Bud Light Dog (Spuds is actually a female in real life named "Honey Tree Evil Eye"). But that is like calling Santa Claus the Christmas Nighttime Present Guy. Spuds has far surpassed the Universal influence of shitty beer brand that spawned him. He represents the highest state of ultimate outrageousness that a sentient being can ever attain, living the most ultimate awesome lifestyle that a sentient being can live.
I'll put it on a cafepress t-shirt as soon as I can get Dee to give me the password, or get him to do it for me.
Look. Even the Eternal Teenager once knelt down before Spuds. These are your American Gods by the way.