Thread: Woke up humping my mattress

Lance totally turns me on. I dream about him frequently and it makes me WET!

However, he is probably too short for me, but I'm willing to overlook that.

Originally Posted by hannah

What an interesting life you do lead.

Are you the original Hannah with the pretty face and pretty large titties, the northern floozy who wrecked whimpering toothless chav and tranny from El Armpito's happy home?

Birmingham is northern, isn't it?

Anyway, Hannah, your character has changed. You used to be a sweet, playful ingenue who couldn't make sentences and liked to party. Now you seem like a jaded, bitter misanthrope, though not quite to Dee Simon's degree.

What happened?

I think I turned her a bit bitter. Its really her though. YAAAAAAAAyyy!!!! as Hannah would say.

Originally Posted by hannah

I'm still sweet(ish), everyone wanted me to grow up a bit, so I did. Don't get me wrong, I still like to party and get myself into trouble which is something I can't seem to avoid. I just don't really come across well on the interwebs, I'm better interacting with people face to face or on the phone, like anyone really. Forumers didn't 'get' me and my sense of humour on the old forum, hence the change.

B'ham is in the midlands by the way, where abouts are you from Rice?

Wiltshire, jewel in the Sharia land's crown.

I remember that you did come in for some stick so I don't blame you for your change in tone.

But, dammit, you're Sick and Wrong royalty! You must be the longest serving poster by now, or, at least, the longest serving female poster. All hail drugmongering whore Hannah! I'm sure there won't be any lack of people willing to kneel before you.

She's not the longest female poster. tranny from El Armpito was there way before hannah. Give the tranny some credit.

Originally Posted by Hippo

I'm willing to overlook that.

Is that a cruel jibe at Lance's height? Damn, you women are nasty!

Originally Posted by Bester

She's not the longest female poster. tranny from El Armpito was there way before hannah. Give the tranny some credit.

very fuckin true. give the tranny his due

holy crap that rhymed

Lance is my fave. Im pretty sure Hannah is a ladyboy.