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    NERD OF NERDS!!!!

    From what Ive heard Lance is a nerd of nerds...... so i tip my magically enhanced short sword to this man.... from one rothfuss fan to another, to one MTG fan to another..... (im new so just wanted to say hi in my own nerdy way)

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    Jesus, who left the back door open again? I've only been gone a couple of months and the place is getting overrun with tools.
    It's like returning home from holiday and finding some acne-ridden little fuck lying with his feet up on your oxblood Chesterfield, wearing your smoking jacket and swigging away on your best Chateauneuf-du-Pape.

    We all know how that feels.

    And if you're proud dad of a down syndrome kid, it's like finding that your girlfriend's dealer has eaten the limited edition Pot Noodle that you were saving for a special occasion and drawn beards on all the sluts in today's copy of the Daily Sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIrtYNinJA1 View Post
    from one rothfuss fan to another, to one MTG fan to another
    I doubt Lance plays Tragic the Gathering, but I tried once. Spent 300 bucks on tournaments in a matter of a few days. This game is worse than drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bester View Post
    I doubt Lance plays Tragic the Gathering, but I tried once. Spent 300 bucks on tournaments in a matter of a few days. This game is worse than drugs.
    I know your pain, but I started off with a massive collection given to me by a 4th tier Judge.
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    What's magic:the gathering? It's a video game right?
    "time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... and im all out of gum."

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    Its a Trading card game.... Its like the card version of dungeons and dragons.... I actually almost went pro at the last Pro Tour Qualifier, but i lost the last match due to shity starting hands. Its a very expensive game to play though, but when you go pro you get a contract that states WIZARDS OF THE COAST pay you a minimum of 1000$ per week for three years. The only thing that is required is You participate in weekly tournaments and the yearly world tour(your apart of the team of your country). But you can make up to 3000$ a week depending on how good you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NecroMorphic View Post
    What's magic:the gathering? It's a video game right?
    Yes it's a game on the pc, Xbox and playstation. But it's also a real world game surprisingly with a few hot girls that play it.

    How did you do Bester, did you win at all

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    Of course not. I went to a club where people looked like they'd been living in there for years. It's like winning a game of chess against pros when you barely started playing yourself.

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    I hope you've been representing, DityNinja, wearing a S & W shirt to these tournaments should be a priority of yours...
    I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.

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    I will start now that im a member. The only good that ironman666 did me, was suggest this place.
    Bend over and smile like a Doughnut.E=D -> O:

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