Thread: Star Wars Is Serious Business

Yeah i read that today, i was gonna submit it, I thought it was piss funny, then I saw an artical about linsey lohan, so I submitted that instead!

I bet she was pure filth when he first met her - porn by name, porn by nature. He should have tied her up and told the police she died after he accidentally suffocated her to death on his cock.

You're too cynical. He might have met her at Comic-con Bangkok and they slowly fell in love as they explored their mutual passion for Star Wars. But then she kept going on about how great Hayden Christensen and Jar Jar Binks were, and about how shit the first three movies were, and it escalated from there.

Anyway, I hope he gave her one up the arse while she was still warm.

Ya, I have to agree with gimmejager I am thinking sex trade or mail order. No one who likes Star Wars that much can actually get a women, I am looking at you Wackerie.

Star Wars was my childhood shame. It helped turn me into a freak and an outcast. Star Wars is basically responsible for the present state of affairs in America. What is the death star anyway, an excised testical? an ovum?

Originally Posted by jimmythehyena

What is the death star anyway

It was a large, spherical object in space. Usually stars are bright and emit light, but the death star was dark because it was evil. It was very big and many stormtroopers could live there. The big deal about the death star was that it could fire a powerful laser beam at planets to blow them up. Real stars can't do this but if a planet gets too near a star it will probably burst into flames and everyone will die.

No, the death star is something else. They penetrate it. But it can destroy whole planets with a vagina that magically transforms into a penis, the most powerful penis that ever existed. So is it male or female? Seemed designed to render individuals sexually confused so they would vote for homosexuals like Reagan and Bush.