http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/330...een-dikke-drol
Originally Posted by Bester
Stay with your own tribute Saxon:
http://static.4shared.com/flash/play...ways%22+%2F%3E
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Heres the final version, grammar edited by Empressario. It was fun to write:
http://www.lulu.com/product/ebook/de...carol/14310703
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Dee Simon's A Christmas Carol..really good stuff tranny from El Armpito.
Wackerle should read this one to us. He is a great story reader.
I'm thinking of turning it into an epic poem:
He wondered if Jesus Christ
had been impaled,
and not crucified,
would the world still be worshiping
a 30 year old virgin Jew
who could not even run to save his own life?
resting in the air with a giant stick up his ass.
dark blood running down the wood
women would kneel in church and say
"I understand your pain Oh Lord!"
Would priests call holy
shoving objects up their rectum?
Would diddling children be an encouraged
by right wing conservatives?
Would the atheist rise and say no more?
The hell with you butt fucking Christians
I dont believe your Jesus is God
So stay away from my anus
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When whimpering toothless chav first proposed, tranny from El Armpito fainted
He never thought that blowjob in the alley would get him life-mated
Finally his dreams were coming true
whimpering toothless chav would surely give him one in the poo
He rushed to buy vaseline and wine
Soon their pubic hair would touch and entwine
tranny from El Armpito expected sex of amazing duration
He ran home and cleaned his anus in anticipation
A few hours later whimpering toothless chav dropped his pants
tranny from El Armpito witnessed ugly balls implants
The dick was fake and pumped up with air
tranny from El Armpito screamed "this isn't fair!"
All his life he waited for someone he could trust
Someone with a hard on and bearing towards women a disgust
No longer he could live with this pain, his heart was burned out
He opened a window and promptly jumped out
"So long dumbass faggot", cheered the crowd
Last edited by Bester; 12-17-2010 at 06:09 PM.
Fuck yeah! Do it Wacker!
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/330...een-dikke-drol
Hehehe, Wackerle was hilarious.
Murder the Founding Fathers who turned queer on us. Declare them Gods. Erase their shameful last act from history. Rewrite their story in grandiose mythology. Save the S&W nation from collapse. Lead the sheep to new sunny shores...
Join The SWARM Hive Mind
Call now: (619) 352-0731
A beautiful piece of verse.. poignant... sniffle.. very fucking.. poignant..sniff.
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